1 00:00:06,547 --> 00:00:09,420 [upbeat percussive music] 2 00:00:09,462 --> 00:00:11,460 * * 3 00:00:11,502 --> 00:00:12,626 - [gasps] 4 00:00:13,125 --> 00:00:14,582 - Damn, I've always wanted to do that. 5 00:00:14,624 --> 00:00:17,080 - What the hell, Marvin? - Sorry, baby. 6 00:00:17,121 --> 00:00:19,744 Houseguests are like fish. They go bad after three days. 7 00:00:19,786 --> 00:00:21,617 I don't normally say this, 8 00:00:21,658 --> 00:00:23,157 but you gotta get your shit together. 9 00:00:23,199 --> 00:00:25,073 - [groans] 10 00:00:25,114 --> 00:00:26,446 - Or don't. 11 00:00:26,488 --> 00:00:27,944 Just get the hell off my couch. 12 00:00:27,986 --> 00:00:29,942 * * 13 00:00:29,984 --> 00:00:31,067 And wash ya ass. 14 00:00:31,108 --> 00:00:32,482 * * 15 00:00:32,523 --> 00:00:33,606 - [exhales heavily] 16 00:00:33,647 --> 00:00:40,558 * * 17 00:00:40,600 --> 00:00:43,764 [birds chirping] 18 00:00:45,969 --> 00:00:48,217 Bitch, I can't believe you fucked Noah. 19 00:00:48,259 --> 00:00:49,591 My Noah. 20 00:00:51,256 --> 00:00:53,379 You know, I'm tempted to piss on your grave, 21 00:00:53,421 --> 00:00:54,462 but I know you'd like that. 22 00:00:54,503 --> 00:00:58,875 * * 23 00:00:58,916 --> 00:01:01,039 But you do hate it when people steal your drugs. 24 00:01:01,080 --> 00:01:04,578 * * 25 00:01:04,620 --> 00:01:08,199 I'll take this as your apology for fucking my man. 26 00:01:08,241 --> 00:01:13,236 * * 27 00:01:13,902 --> 00:01:16,983 [upbeat percussive music] 28 00:01:17,025 --> 00:01:23,768 * * 29 00:01:36,631 --> 00:01:39,587 [birds singing] 30 00:01:39,628 --> 00:01:42,917 [dog barking] 31 00:01:42,959 --> 00:01:45,456 - Morning. Couldn't sleep again? 32 00:01:45,498 --> 00:01:46,581 - When did Sarah Michelle Gellar 33 00:01:46,622 --> 00:01:47,829 rebrand as a chef? 34 00:01:47,871 --> 00:01:51,118 - [groans] I try not to think about it. 35 00:01:51,159 --> 00:01:53,615 I'm gonna go check the mail for your acceptance letter. 36 00:01:54,823 --> 00:01:57,195 - Don't. - But it might have come today. 37 00:01:57,237 --> 00:01:58,694 - I know, but I'm nervous. 38 00:01:59,694 --> 00:02:01,899 Let's just have our day, all right? 39 00:02:02,275 --> 00:02:05,938 - You are meant to be up in the sky, serving ginger ale. 40 00:02:06,770 --> 00:02:08,227 - Right, well it does taste 41 00:02:08,269 --> 00:02:09,434 better up there, for the record. 42 00:02:09,476 --> 00:02:12,015 - Yeah. You know what tastes better up there? 43 00:02:12,057 --> 00:02:13,722 Mwah! 44 00:02:13,763 --> 00:02:14,804 Let's go. 45 00:02:14,846 --> 00:02:18,385 * * 46 00:02:18,426 --> 00:02:20,466 Boom. No cuts, bitch. 47 00:02:20,508 --> 00:02:23,296 - Wow. I'm a real boy. 48 00:02:23,338 --> 00:02:24,795 - [chuckles] 49 00:02:24,837 --> 00:02:26,627 All right, turn around. Hole next. 50 00:02:28,500 --> 00:02:31,123 - Really? - No, you sick fuck. 51 00:02:31,164 --> 00:02:32,538 Plus, we're gonna need 52 00:02:32,579 --> 00:02:33,912 a bigger one of these if we're doing that. 53 00:02:33,954 --> 00:02:37,242 - * Eyes adjust me on limes * 54 00:02:37,283 --> 00:02:42,445 * * 55 00:02:42,487 --> 00:02:44,485 * L--l--limes * 56 00:02:44,527 --> 00:02:51,770 * * 57 00:02:52,104 --> 00:02:53,019 [door opens] 58 00:02:57,182 --> 00:03:00,262 - Oh. Is this for sex later? 59 00:03:00,304 --> 00:03:02,344 The recipe does not call for zucchini. 60 00:03:02,386 --> 00:03:03,759 - They're for Eric and Taylor. 61 00:03:03,801 --> 00:03:05,299 I'm making them zucchini noodles, 62 00:03:05,341 --> 00:03:07,297 because they don't fuck with carbs. 63 00:03:07,339 --> 00:03:08,630 - Hey, do you think 64 00:03:08,671 --> 00:03:09,920 the whole meeting each other's friends thing 65 00:03:09,961 --> 00:03:12,709 is a little masochistic? 66 00:03:12,751 --> 00:03:14,208 I'm just saying, we might get back problems 67 00:03:14,249 --> 00:03:15,457 from carrying the conversation. 68 00:03:15,499 --> 00:03:18,245 - I just--I want to be like a normal couple 69 00:03:18,287 --> 00:03:20,410 that hangs out with each other's friends 70 00:03:20,452 --> 00:03:21,576 while eating a pasta dish 71 00:03:21,618 --> 00:03:23,367 from the mind of Sarah Michelle Gellar. 72 00:03:23,407 --> 00:03:25,822 Which, speaking of... 73 00:03:28,153 --> 00:03:31,275 [crickets chirping] 74 00:03:31,775 --> 00:03:33,107 - Are you kidding? What can't she do? 75 00:03:33,149 --> 00:03:34,397 - [laughs] 76 00:03:34,439 --> 00:03:35,772 [knock at door] 77 00:03:35,813 --> 00:03:37,354 - Hello? 78 00:03:37,395 --> 00:03:38,727 - I'll get it. 79 00:03:38,769 --> 00:03:40,517 - Let me in. 80 00:03:40,558 --> 00:03:42,099 Peekaboo! [both chuckle] 81 00:03:42,140 --> 00:03:44,472 You took forever! Shut the heck up. 82 00:03:44,513 --> 00:03:45,845 You live here? 83 00:03:45,887 --> 00:03:47,178 Okay, Mr. Adulting. 84 00:03:47,219 --> 00:03:48,676 [laughs] Hi. 85 00:03:48,718 --> 00:03:50,674 - Hi. - I miss this. 86 00:03:50,716 --> 00:03:52,131 - Hi. - Oh, my God. 87 00:03:52,173 --> 00:03:53,546 - Me and Court were just saying, 88 00:03:53,588 --> 00:03:55,253 is this the first time you've seen us out of uniform? 89 00:03:55,295 --> 00:03:56,752 - It is. 90 00:03:56,793 --> 00:03:57,792 You've literally only seen me dressed as a hot dog. 91 00:03:57,834 --> 00:03:59,250 [laughter] 92 00:03:59,291 --> 00:04:01,206 - Speaking of, I got you a corndog, 93 00:04:01,248 --> 00:04:02,538 'cause I know it's your fave. 94 00:04:02,580 --> 00:04:03,995 - Oh! - Okay, but seriously, 95 00:04:04,037 --> 00:04:05,702 we miss you at the mall. 96 00:04:05,744 --> 00:04:07,658 - Oh, did you hear Sandra got fired from the Sweet Factory? 97 00:04:07,700 --> 00:04:08,741 - [gasps] 98 00:04:08,782 --> 00:04:10,822 - She threw a Jawbreaker at a customer. 99 00:04:10,864 --> 00:04:11,905 Full concussion. 100 00:04:11,946 --> 00:04:14,069 - [mimics explosion] - [mimics shriek] 101 00:04:14,111 --> 00:04:16,650 - Hi, hi. Nice to meet you. 102 00:04:16,692 --> 00:04:18,690 - Okay, shut the hell up. You're dating him? 103 00:04:18,732 --> 00:04:20,397 You're such a babe. We're hooking up. 104 00:04:20,439 --> 00:04:22,728 I'm sucking you off later. [laughs] 105 00:04:22,769 --> 00:04:26,017 No, I'm not. I'm not. Sorry. 106 00:04:26,058 --> 00:04:28,265 - Well, don't act so shocked. 107 00:04:28,307 --> 00:04:30,929 - Oh. - I'm not shocked. 108 00:04:30,970 --> 00:04:32,469 I'm just--okay! 109 00:04:32,510 --> 00:04:35,716 That's what we're doing. Cute. 110 00:04:35,757 --> 00:04:39,213 - Nobody can open any roads! The helicopter's flying in! 111 00:04:39,255 --> 00:04:41,128 both: Taking two people at a time! 112 00:04:41,169 --> 00:04:43,126 Save our souls! 113 00:04:43,167 --> 00:04:45,165 [laughter] - Mwah, mwah! 114 00:04:45,207 --> 00:04:46,664 - Come here. 115 00:04:46,706 --> 00:04:49,620 Noah, your place looks so sick. 116 00:04:49,661 --> 00:04:51,826 - Oh, Eric, Taylor, this is Courtney. 117 00:04:51,868 --> 00:04:52,701 - Hello. 118 00:04:52,742 --> 00:04:55,073 - And George. And Julian. 119 00:04:55,115 --> 00:04:57,363 - Hi, dolls, I am-- - Hi. 120 00:04:57,405 --> 00:04:59,486 Where is this super-secret hot boyfriend 121 00:04:59,528 --> 00:05:00,818 you've been hiding? 122 00:05:00,860 --> 00:05:05,480 - Oh, this is--it's Julian. He's my boyfriend. 123 00:05:05,522 --> 00:05:06,604 both: Whoa! - Boyfriends. 124 00:05:06,646 --> 00:05:07,812 - That's amazing. - Oh, my God. 125 00:05:07,853 --> 00:05:09,394 - It's his house, too. 126 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:12,640 - These are delicious zoodles, Noah. 127 00:05:12,682 --> 00:05:13,889 [chuckling] 128 00:05:13,931 --> 00:05:15,221 - Thank you. I know Sunday's your cheat day. 129 00:05:15,263 --> 00:05:16,470 - Mm-hmm. 130 00:05:16,512 --> 00:05:18,136 - How do you cheat? Like, on a test? 131 00:05:18,177 --> 00:05:19,759 - No, like, with food. 132 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:22,382 Literally, we turn into garbage cans. 133 00:05:22,422 --> 00:05:25,462 We eat pizza, we eat donuts. - Donuts. 134 00:05:25,504 --> 00:05:27,335 I tell my clients the secret is 135 00:05:27,377 --> 00:05:29,625 no food after 7:00 p.m. or before noon. 136 00:05:29,667 --> 00:05:31,997 - Mm-hmm. - Huh. Sounds fun. 137 00:05:32,039 --> 00:05:33,122 - Yeah, it is. 138 00:05:33,163 --> 00:05:34,620 - [gasps] Noah. 139 00:05:34,662 --> 00:05:36,285 Serious question: can I have my birthday party here? 140 00:05:36,327 --> 00:05:37,617 - Oh, please, please, please. 141 00:05:37,659 --> 00:05:39,324 - Oh, I'm--yeah, I'm done with hosting. 142 00:05:39,366 --> 00:05:40,781 - What? - No. 143 00:05:40,823 --> 00:05:42,446 - Oh, my God, come on, you gotta rent this place out. 144 00:05:42,488 --> 00:05:43,778 - Seriously. - No, no, no. 145 00:05:43,820 --> 00:05:45,485 We're taking a break from all that. 146 00:05:46,858 --> 00:05:48,149 - Oh. - Oh. 147 00:05:48,191 --> 00:05:50,398 - Okay. Forget I said it. It's fine. 148 00:05:50,855 --> 00:05:52,145 [indistinct chatter] 149 00:05:52,187 --> 00:05:54,143 - So where did the two of you meet? 150 00:05:54,560 --> 00:05:55,683 - [chuckles] Oh. 151 00:05:55,725 --> 00:05:57,058 Well, we actually met through my old-- 152 00:05:57,100 --> 00:06:00,055 - Hairdresser. Mm-hmm. 153 00:06:00,471 --> 00:06:02,803 - You go to Amber. - No. 154 00:06:02,968 --> 00:06:04,717 - So, is it no or yes or-- 155 00:06:04,759 --> 00:06:06,590 - No, I mean, I do go-- I do go to Amber, 156 00:06:06,632 --> 00:06:08,464 I just, I haven't gone to her in a long time. 157 00:06:08,506 --> 00:06:09,837 - Your hair's, like, really short. 158 00:06:10,920 --> 00:06:12,752 - Who wants seconds? 159 00:06:12,794 --> 00:06:15,124 - I-I'm full. 160 00:06:15,666 --> 00:06:17,497 - Excuse me. 161 00:06:17,538 --> 00:06:20,079 [quirky awkward music] 162 00:06:20,119 --> 00:06:22,451 Babe, are you okay? 163 00:06:22,493 --> 00:06:23,700 - Yeah, I just wasn't expecting 164 00:06:23,741 --> 00:06:25,240 the Spanish Inquisition tonight. 165 00:06:25,281 --> 00:06:28,363 - Julian, you have nothing to be nervous about. 166 00:06:28,403 --> 00:06:30,194 - * Mommy, mother * 167 00:06:30,235 --> 00:06:32,192 * Mommy, mother, where are you? * 168 00:06:32,233 --> 00:06:34,190 - Jesus fucking Christ. 169 00:06:34,231 --> 00:06:36,271 * I don't know I don't know * 170 00:06:36,313 --> 00:06:39,435 * Where that slut is She's dead * 171 00:06:39,477 --> 00:06:41,100 * She got hit in the head * - Okay. 172 00:06:41,142 --> 00:06:43,390 Okay, settle down. We've got neighbors. 173 00:06:43,432 --> 00:06:45,263 - That's wonderful. - Word. 174 00:06:45,305 --> 00:06:46,554 - There's my song. - Okay. 175 00:06:46,595 --> 00:06:47,927 - I was just telling the boys 176 00:06:47,969 --> 00:06:49,135 about my Disney cruise audition. 177 00:06:49,177 --> 00:06:50,675 - It was a slam dunk. 178 00:06:50,717 --> 00:06:52,757 - It was between me and an ugly girl, and she got it. 179 00:06:52,798 --> 00:06:54,088 - Amazing. 180 00:06:54,130 --> 00:06:55,921 I can see you doing Elsa in the middle of the Gulf. 181 00:06:55,961 --> 00:06:57,461 - Right? - Me too. 182 00:06:57,501 --> 00:06:58,709 - Guys. - Yeah. 183 00:06:58,751 --> 00:07:00,541 But hasn't the Gulf suffered enough? 184 00:07:00,583 --> 00:07:02,456 [laughs] 185 00:07:04,454 --> 00:07:06,910 I'm obviously kidding. Yeah, I'm kidding. 186 00:07:07,618 --> 00:07:10,865 - So, what do you do, Julian? - Um, I'm a tutor. 187 00:07:10,907 --> 00:07:12,447 both: Oh! 188 00:07:12,488 --> 00:07:15,527 - Yeah, when he's not busy being Mayor of the Mall. 189 00:07:15,569 --> 00:07:17,692 - Malls have mayors? What? 190 00:07:17,734 --> 00:07:20,647 - So, is that, like, an elected position? 191 00:07:20,689 --> 00:07:24,685 - I just mean that he comes to the mall a lot. 192 00:07:24,727 --> 00:07:27,141 - Well, before he became too cool for us. 193 00:07:27,182 --> 00:07:28,848 [both chuckle] 194 00:07:28,890 --> 00:07:31,387 He's a cool guy. He's a cool guy. 195 00:07:31,429 --> 00:07:34,218 - Babe, tell them about your airline thing. 196 00:07:34,260 --> 00:07:35,550 - You're a pilot, too? 197 00:07:35,592 --> 00:07:37,174 - No. No, no, no, I'm not a pilot. 198 00:07:37,215 --> 00:07:38,173 - He wants to be a flight attendant. 199 00:07:38,214 --> 00:07:39,588 He talks about it all the time. 200 00:07:39,629 --> 00:07:40,712 - Yeah. 201 00:07:40,753 --> 00:07:42,419 - Well, that, and "Buffy" season six. 202 00:07:42,460 --> 00:07:43,501 - [hisses] 203 00:07:43,543 --> 00:07:45,416 - Okay, no, no, that's--honestly, 204 00:07:45,457 --> 00:07:47,039 that's more of, like, a joke. 205 00:07:47,081 --> 00:07:48,746 - Oh. 206 00:07:48,788 --> 00:07:51,369 - Being a flight attendant is no joke. 207 00:07:51,411 --> 00:07:52,993 My sister works for WestJet. 208 00:07:53,034 --> 00:07:54,907 She threw out her back pushing one of those damn meal carts. 209 00:07:54,949 --> 00:07:55,906 - [indistinct] - What? 210 00:07:55,948 --> 00:07:57,488 They're like 250 pounds. 211 00:07:57,530 --> 00:07:58,654 - I know, baby, I know. - They're a lot. 212 00:07:58,696 --> 00:08:00,111 - Big bummer. 213 00:08:00,153 --> 00:08:02,025 - Babe, can you help me with the flan in the kitchen? 214 00:08:02,067 --> 00:08:03,483 - Yeah, one second. 215 00:08:03,524 --> 00:08:05,647 - Do you need a helping hand? - I'm fine. 216 00:08:05,689 --> 00:08:07,312 Hey, do you want seconds? - No, thank you. 217 00:08:07,354 --> 00:08:08,478 all: Oh! - Whoa. 218 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:10,185 - He said no. - I'm so sorry. 219 00:08:10,227 --> 00:08:11,475 - Oh, my God. [loud thump] 220 00:08:11,517 --> 00:08:13,182 [all scream] 221 00:08:14,390 --> 00:08:15,471 - Sorry. 222 00:08:17,178 --> 00:08:18,386 [groans] Sorry. 223 00:08:19,301 --> 00:08:22,133 [insects chirping] 224 00:08:28,709 --> 00:08:31,332 - Someone threw a slushie at our house. 225 00:08:31,790 --> 00:08:33,205 - Oh. 226 00:08:33,247 --> 00:08:34,995 - Dessert, anyone? 227 00:08:36,577 --> 00:08:39,283 - [clears throat] - [clicks tongue] 228 00:08:40,074 --> 00:08:42,655 - [chuckles] Bye. Text me when you get home. 229 00:08:45,652 --> 00:08:47,317 Okay. 230 00:08:47,359 --> 00:08:49,440 I didn't know I invited Liz Taylor to the dinner party. 231 00:08:49,482 --> 00:08:50,606 - I'm sorry. 232 00:08:50,648 --> 00:08:52,813 I don't actually know what happened. 233 00:08:53,270 --> 00:08:55,518 - I've never seen you that way. 234 00:08:55,559 --> 00:08:56,975 - I mean, did you see how surprised 235 00:08:57,016 --> 00:08:59,431 Eric and Taylor were that we were dating? 236 00:08:59,473 --> 00:09:01,970 Everyone was, which feels great. 237 00:09:02,886 --> 00:09:05,259 - Julian, do you know what attracted me to you? 238 00:09:06,300 --> 00:09:08,631 - My fat ass? - [chuckles] 239 00:09:09,546 --> 00:09:13,959 It was your passion for the things that make you you. 240 00:09:14,001 --> 00:09:16,248 You didn't give a shit about what other people thought. 241 00:09:17,289 --> 00:09:19,288 I've never met anyone like that. 242 00:09:20,662 --> 00:09:24,492 - Yeah, well, maybe I give more of a shit than you think. 243 00:09:24,533 --> 00:09:28,655 - Babe, you are in no one's fucking shadow. 244 00:09:28,696 --> 00:09:31,401 [soft dramatic music] 245 00:09:31,443 --> 00:09:32,900 You hear me? 246 00:09:32,941 --> 00:09:34,732 - Yeah. 247 00:09:34,774 --> 00:09:36,314 * * 248 00:09:36,356 --> 00:09:39,020 - And I love that fat ass. Let's go. 249 00:09:39,062 --> 00:09:40,019 - Okay. 250 00:09:40,061 --> 00:09:47,179 * * 251 00:09:50,384 --> 00:09:51,591 - I caved. 252 00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:54,297 - Oh, my God, that's such a big envelope! 253 00:09:54,339 --> 00:09:56,087 Size does matter in this instance. 254 00:09:57,003 --> 00:09:59,251 - Okay, how about you open it? 255 00:10:07,036 --> 00:10:09,949 [soft upbeat music] 256 00:10:09,991 --> 00:10:14,029 * * 257 00:10:14,070 --> 00:10:15,694 - So, does this mean I get to fly for free? 258 00:10:15,736 --> 00:10:16,860 - Shut up. 259 00:10:16,902 --> 00:10:20,648 * * 260 00:10:20,689 --> 00:10:23,146 Holy shit. [chuckles] 261 00:10:23,188 --> 00:10:25,602 I'm gonna be a flight attendant. 262 00:10:25,643 --> 00:10:27,516 - Congratulations, baby. 263 00:10:27,558 --> 00:10:31,430 * * 264 00:10:31,471 --> 00:10:33,344 - What's wrong? 265 00:10:33,386 --> 00:10:36,134 I'll only be gone for like eight weeks, max. 266 00:10:36,176 --> 00:10:37,923 It won't be that long. 267 00:10:37,965 --> 00:10:39,630 * * 268 00:10:39,672 --> 00:10:41,421 The real issue, though, is when I get hired, 269 00:10:41,462 --> 00:10:46,207 because I'll be kind of jet-setting around the world, 270 00:10:46,249 --> 00:10:50,328 or more likely just dead-heading to Cleveland, 271 00:10:50,370 --> 00:10:53,034 passing out pretzels on some regional puddle jumper. 272 00:10:53,076 --> 00:10:55,699 * * 273 00:10:55,740 --> 00:10:58,196 What am I doing? I can't do this. 274 00:10:58,238 --> 00:11:00,070 - Oh, my God, you're so fucking annoying. 275 00:11:00,112 --> 00:11:01,985 If only you could just see how fucking capable 276 00:11:02,026 --> 00:11:05,648 and cool and adorable and lovable you are. 277 00:11:05,690 --> 00:11:08,229 * * 278 00:11:08,271 --> 00:11:11,642 - I'm lovable? Tell me more. 279 00:11:11,684 --> 00:11:13,182 - [chuckles] 280 00:11:13,224 --> 00:11:15,972 Shut up. 281 00:11:16,013 --> 00:11:18,345 You know I love you. 282 00:11:18,386 --> 00:11:20,759 * * 283 00:11:20,801 --> 00:11:22,966 - I love you, too. 284 00:11:23,007 --> 00:11:30,126 * * 285 00:11:36,702 --> 00:11:37,952 [chuckles] 286 00:11:44,154 --> 00:11:47,068 [water dripping] 287 00:11:50,606 --> 00:11:53,146 - Okay. Okay. This is literally 288 00:11:53,187 --> 00:11:55,686 all I could find in your room, so I hope it works. 289 00:11:55,727 --> 00:11:57,850 - Bring it to me. - All right. 290 00:11:58,308 --> 00:12:00,431 - So do you thing you can do 291 00:12:00,472 --> 00:12:02,804 pot patrol for a little bit tonight? 292 00:12:02,845 --> 00:12:06,634 - Uh, yeah, sure. Are you working? 293 00:12:06,676 --> 00:12:08,632 - No. 294 00:12:08,674 --> 00:12:11,796 - What are you doing? 295 00:12:11,837 --> 00:12:17,083 - Nothing. I'm--I'm--just nothing. 296 00:12:17,123 --> 00:12:19,746 - Okay. Cool. Changing the subject. 297 00:12:19,788 --> 00:12:22,119 I hate to ask, but what are we gonna do about this? 298 00:12:22,161 --> 00:12:24,201 It stopped raining this morning, so. 299 00:12:24,242 --> 00:12:26,949 - Just give it to me. - Here you go. 300 00:12:26,989 --> 00:12:29,737 - We aren't gonna do anything about this. 301 00:12:29,779 --> 00:12:33,442 I'm gonna get an estimate from a contractor tomorrow. 302 00:12:33,484 --> 00:12:34,691 - Okay. 303 00:12:34,733 --> 00:12:36,773 - Don't boundaries go both ways? 304 00:12:36,814 --> 00:12:39,270 I get to be the parent and pay the bills, 305 00:12:39,312 --> 00:12:43,391 and have a private life, and you can have yours. 306 00:12:43,433 --> 00:12:46,097 - Yeah, okay. Sure. Sorry. 307 00:12:48,054 --> 00:12:51,343 - Mingus, I don't know how to do this. 308 00:12:51,383 --> 00:12:53,424 - [chuckles] No, it's fine. 309 00:12:53,465 --> 00:12:57,128 I mean, you have fun at your whatever. 310 00:12:57,170 --> 00:13:00,001 And I'll come back here later tonight 311 00:13:00,043 --> 00:13:03,623 and watch over these pots like they are my very own children. 312 00:13:03,664 --> 00:13:06,745 And by that, I do mean lie about not having a date, 313 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,951 when I obviously do. 314 00:13:09,409 --> 00:13:12,448 - Thanks. - Mm-hmm. 315 00:13:12,489 --> 00:13:14,404 Bye. 316 00:13:14,446 --> 00:13:16,402 [soft upbeat music] 317 00:13:16,444 --> 00:13:19,025 - But is this too, like, cute? 318 00:13:19,066 --> 00:13:20,065 Oh, fuck off. 319 00:13:20,107 --> 00:13:22,522 - [laughs] 320 00:13:22,563 --> 00:13:23,896 Rude. 321 00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:29,016 * * 322 00:13:29,057 --> 00:13:31,430 Oh, and then there was the guy I met on Grindr. 323 00:13:31,471 --> 00:13:34,552 The sex was very tell-me-you're-a-Scorpio- 324 00:13:34,594 --> 00:13:36,051 without-telling-me- you're-a-Scorpio, 325 00:13:36,092 --> 00:13:37,050 do you know what I mean? 326 00:13:37,092 --> 00:13:39,548 Like, psycho, but hot. 327 00:13:39,590 --> 00:13:41,421 - Are you nervous? 328 00:13:41,462 --> 00:13:44,543 'Cause you've been talking for like 20 minutes straight. 329 00:13:44,585 --> 00:13:47,915 - What, about STIs? Babe, it's not the '90s. 330 00:13:47,957 --> 00:13:49,372 Fuck. 331 00:13:49,414 --> 00:13:50,787 - Have you had sex 332 00:13:50,829 --> 00:13:52,743 under the influence of cocaine, meth, or heroin? 333 00:13:52,785 --> 00:13:55,033 [soft suspenseful music] 334 00:13:55,075 --> 00:13:56,116 - No. 335 00:13:56,158 --> 00:13:57,905 - Have you had unprotected oral sex? 336 00:13:57,947 --> 00:14:00,903 * * 337 00:14:00,945 --> 00:14:02,693 - Duh? 338 00:14:02,734 --> 00:14:04,941 I'm sorry, no one's gonna suck on a condom. 339 00:14:04,983 --> 00:14:06,065 [chuckles] 340 00:14:06,107 --> 00:14:07,605 - Have you had unprotected anal sex? 341 00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:10,353 * * 342 00:14:10,394 --> 00:14:13,267 - Yeah. - Okay. 343 00:14:13,308 --> 00:14:15,973 Would you like to receive information about PrEP today? 344 00:14:16,014 --> 00:14:18,178 * * 345 00:14:18,220 --> 00:14:20,010 We're gonna draw your blood and do a rapid test. 346 00:14:20,052 --> 00:14:22,425 Results will come back in about 20 minutes. 347 00:14:22,466 --> 00:14:25,423 [uneasy music] 348 00:14:25,463 --> 00:14:27,711 * * 349 00:14:32,832 --> 00:14:34,206 - You good? - Yeah. 350 00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:35,788 God must be gay, 351 00:14:35,830 --> 00:14:37,203 because She really looked out for your girl Mingus today. 352 00:14:37,245 --> 00:14:41,241 - Ooh. Okay, congrats. You want to go grab dinner? 353 00:14:41,282 --> 00:14:42,490 - Can't. 354 00:14:42,532 --> 00:14:45,154 Scorpio texted, so I gotta go get railed. 355 00:14:45,195 --> 00:14:46,860 Bye. 356 00:14:46,902 --> 00:14:51,481 - * Are you someone I once knew * 357 00:14:51,523 --> 00:14:55,228 * Do you run the way I would * 358 00:14:55,269 --> 00:14:57,351 * But do you fight * 359 00:14:57,393 --> 00:15:01,264 * The way I wish I could * 360 00:15:01,305 --> 00:15:04,011 * Or are you a stranger * 361 00:15:04,053 --> 00:15:05,468 * * 362 00:15:05,510 --> 00:15:09,298 * Hello stranger * 363 00:15:09,340 --> 00:15:11,463 * You're where I stood * 364 00:15:11,505 --> 00:15:13,461 * * 365 00:15:13,503 --> 00:15:17,291 * Hello stranger * 366 00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:19,789 * You're where I stood * 367 00:15:19,830 --> 00:15:22,286 * * 368 00:15:22,328 --> 00:15:24,951 [door creaks open] 369 00:15:41,893 --> 00:15:43,974 [loud clatter] 370 00:15:45,098 --> 00:15:48,304 - Hello? Somebody there? 371 00:15:59,585 --> 00:16:02,333 ["Rock 'n' Roll Suicide" by David Bowie playing] 372 00:16:02,374 --> 00:16:09,492 * * 373 00:16:11,325 --> 00:16:15,321 - * Time takes a cigarette * 374 00:16:15,362 --> 00:16:18,859 * Puts it in your mouth * 375 00:16:18,901 --> 00:16:21,398 * You pull on your finger * 376 00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:23,230 * Then another finger * 377 00:16:23,272 --> 00:16:26,102 * Then cigarette * 378 00:16:26,144 --> 00:16:28,975 * The wall-to-wall is calling * 379 00:16:29,017 --> 00:16:33,138 * It lingers, then you forget * 380 00:16:33,180 --> 00:16:35,719 * Oh ho, ho, ho * 381 00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:38,216 * You're a rock 'n' roll suicide * 382 00:16:38,258 --> 00:16:41,006 * * 383 00:16:41,047 --> 00:16:43,752 * You're too old to lose it * 384 00:16:43,794 --> 00:16:45,127 * * 385 00:16:45,169 --> 00:16:46,958 * Too young to choose it * 386 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,497 * * 387 00:16:49,539 --> 00:16:52,828 * And the clock waits so patiently * 388 00:16:52,870 --> 00:16:55,700 * On your song * 389 00:16:55,741 --> 00:16:58,115 * You walk past a café * 390 00:16:58,157 --> 00:17:02,527 * But you don't eat when you've lived too long * 391 00:17:02,569 --> 00:17:05,024 * Oh, no, no, no * 392 00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:08,397 * You're a rock 'n' roll suicide * 393 00:17:08,439 --> 00:17:10,978 * * 394 00:17:11,019 --> 00:17:13,850 * Chevy brakes are snarling * 395 00:17:13,891 --> 00:17:18,512 * As you stumble across the road * 396 00:17:18,554 --> 00:17:20,969 * But the day breaks instead * 397 00:17:21,010 --> 00:17:23,008 * So you hurry home * 398 00:17:23,050 --> 00:17:24,716 * * 399 00:17:24,756 --> 00:17:28,461 * Don't let the sun blast your shadow * 400 00:17:28,503 --> 00:17:31,750 * Don't let the milk float ride your mind * 401 00:17:31,792 --> 00:17:37,286 * They're so natural, religiously unkind * 402 00:17:37,328 --> 00:17:41,616 * Oh, no, love, you're not alone * 403 00:17:41,658 --> 00:17:45,363 * You're watching yourself but you're too unfair * 404 00:17:45,405 --> 00:17:48,069 * You got your head all tangled up * 405 00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:51,981 * But if I could only make you care * 406 00:17:52,023 --> 00:17:55,395 * Oh, no, love, you're not alone * 407 00:17:55,436 --> 00:17:58,684 * No matter what or who you've been * 408 00:17:58,725 --> 00:18:02,514 * No matter when or where you've seen * 409 00:18:02,555 --> 00:18:05,220 * All the knives seem to lacerate your brain * 410 00:18:05,260 --> 00:18:06,842 * I've had my share * 411 00:18:06,884 --> 00:18:09,882 * I'll help you with the pain * 412 00:18:09,924 --> 00:18:11,588 - You're not alone! 413 00:18:11,630 --> 00:18:13,920 [sobs] 414 00:18:13,962 --> 00:18:18,457 - Whoo! [applauds] 415 00:18:18,499 --> 00:18:22,371 [music playing on small stereo] 416 00:18:22,578 --> 00:18:25,825 I'm not stalking you. I swear. 417 00:18:29,156 --> 00:18:30,820 I'm buying Babylon. 418 00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:34,193 You obviously need to sage the bitch, 419 00:18:34,234 --> 00:18:39,271 but think it's time to breathe some new life back into it. 420 00:18:39,313 --> 00:18:41,144 Don't you think? 421 00:18:45,349 --> 00:18:47,555 That was good, what you was doing up there. 422 00:18:48,429 --> 00:18:51,177 Felt like I was watching an exorcism or something. 423 00:18:52,967 --> 00:18:54,840 [groans] What? 424 00:18:54,882 --> 00:18:56,048 You think I'm still mad 425 00:18:56,089 --> 00:18:57,588 about you running away from my drag school? 426 00:18:57,630 --> 00:18:59,711 You need to get over yourself, bitch. 427 00:19:00,585 --> 00:19:03,291 - [sobbing] 428 00:19:05,788 --> 00:19:09,368 No, it's, um-- 429 00:19:09,410 --> 00:19:10,701 it's not about that. 430 00:19:14,114 --> 00:19:16,279 [breathing unsteadily] 431 00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:19,484 I have HIV. 432 00:19:25,395 --> 00:19:27,602 I fucking have HIV. 433 00:19:37,135 --> 00:19:40,048 - Baby, it's gonna be okay. 434 00:19:40,090 --> 00:19:41,755 You know I have HIV too, right? 435 00:19:46,625 --> 00:19:48,332 - Am I gonna die? 436 00:19:48,374 --> 00:19:51,705 I mean, like, I know I'm not. 437 00:19:51,746 --> 00:19:54,410 And, like, I feel guilty for even being upset about this, 438 00:19:54,452 --> 00:19:57,907 'cause I know that it's, like, not a death sentence anymore. 439 00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:03,735 But I mean, like, you still don't want this, right? 440 00:20:03,776 --> 00:20:06,816 Like, I mean, if you can avoid it, you should? 441 00:20:09,604 --> 00:20:13,726 I just--I really--I don't know. I don't know how to feel. 442 00:20:13,767 --> 00:20:16,348 Can you just tell me how to feel about this, Bussey? 443 00:20:16,390 --> 00:20:19,345 - You will live a long 444 00:20:19,387 --> 00:20:22,509 and possibly annoying... 445 00:20:22,551 --> 00:20:23,925 - [chuckles] 446 00:20:23,967 --> 00:20:26,839 - But healthy life. 447 00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:28,337 I am. 448 00:20:28,379 --> 00:20:31,001 - [chuckles softly] 449 00:20:31,043 --> 00:20:33,125 Are guys still gonna want to fuck me? 450 00:20:33,957 --> 00:20:36,830 I mean, I hate that these are the first questions I have. 451 00:20:36,871 --> 00:20:38,037 I'm sorry. 452 00:20:38,078 --> 00:20:39,660 - Yes, you will be fucking. 453 00:20:39,702 --> 00:20:42,574 Skinny white boys will always be out here fucking. 454 00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:45,072 - [laughs] 455 00:20:49,526 --> 00:20:53,023 - But you'll fall in love, too. 456 00:20:53,065 --> 00:20:54,230 I did. 457 00:20:55,646 --> 00:20:58,643 - I'm sorry. 458 00:20:58,685 --> 00:20:59,725 Did he pass away? 459 00:20:59,767 --> 00:21:01,349 - No, bitch. 460 00:21:01,391 --> 00:21:04,221 He at home trying to fix our goddamn internet. 461 00:21:05,178 --> 00:21:08,134 It's Bobby. The puppet guy? 462 00:21:08,176 --> 00:21:10,007 - Oh. - You met him at drag school. 463 00:21:10,632 --> 00:21:12,297 [chuckles] 464 00:21:12,338 --> 00:21:14,253 Been together for 20 years now. 465 00:21:16,501 --> 00:21:18,832 I want you to perform at the teardown party for Babylon. 466 00:21:18,874 --> 00:21:21,580 - [scoffs] Stop. - No, I'm serious. 467 00:21:21,622 --> 00:21:26,034 Your first performance got interrupted by... 468 00:21:26,076 --> 00:21:27,449 this. 469 00:21:29,198 --> 00:21:30,738 You need a redo. 470 00:21:31,654 --> 00:21:35,983 And if it's anything like you were doing tonight? 471 00:21:36,025 --> 00:21:37,440 Damn. 472 00:21:37,482 --> 00:21:39,688 I can't believe it took your ass getting diagnosed 473 00:21:39,730 --> 00:21:43,143 with HIV to finally fucking learn how to perform. 474 00:21:43,185 --> 00:21:46,599 - Oh God, that is so fucking dark. 475 00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:48,097 - [chuckles] 476 00:21:48,139 --> 00:21:50,928 It is darker when you don't know how to laugh about it. 477 00:21:50,969 --> 00:21:52,551 Trust. 478 00:21:55,007 --> 00:21:59,087 - [sighs] All right, I'm in. 479 00:21:59,128 --> 00:22:02,001 - Yes! - [chuckles] 480 00:22:02,043 --> 00:22:03,999 - Oh, my mom's gonna be stoked. 481 00:22:04,041 --> 00:22:05,414 - Mm. 482 00:22:08,162 --> 00:22:11,825 Fuck. My mom. 483 00:22:11,867 --> 00:22:14,906 [soft dramatic music] 484 00:22:14,947 --> 00:22:18,486 How the fuck am I gonna tell her? 485 00:22:18,527 --> 00:22:20,109 - Mine's freaked. 486 00:22:20,151 --> 00:22:22,399 * * 487 00:22:22,441 --> 00:22:25,104 Threw me out as soon as she found out, 488 00:22:25,146 --> 00:22:26,853 'cause she was afraid she'd catch it. 489 00:22:26,895 --> 00:22:28,310 * * 490 00:22:28,351 --> 00:22:31,099 - [scoffs] - Total monster. 491 00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:34,263 * * 492 00:22:34,305 --> 00:22:36,428 - My mom's not the monster. 493 00:22:36,470 --> 00:22:39,300 * * 494 00:22:39,341 --> 00:22:41,174 I am. 495 00:22:41,214 --> 00:22:44,129 [melancholy music] 496 00:22:44,171 --> 00:22:48,375 * * 497 00:22:53,870 --> 00:22:56,784 [slow jazz music] 498 00:22:56,825 --> 00:23:03,694 * * 499 00:23:05,068 --> 00:23:06,858 - Where is our bartender? 500 00:23:06,899 --> 00:23:10,354 [indistinct chatter] 501 00:23:10,396 --> 00:23:12,061 - Y'all drunk white women 502 00:23:12,103 --> 00:23:13,643 really know how to take up space. 503 00:23:13,685 --> 00:23:16,474 - Ugh. I know. 504 00:23:16,516 --> 00:23:19,097 Honey, I'm so glad that you reached out tonight. 505 00:23:19,138 --> 00:23:21,428 We need to find a way 506 00:23:21,469 --> 00:23:24,633 to get Ruthie and Brodie back together. 507 00:23:24,675 --> 00:23:28,380 - Ruthie has really been going through it since their fight. 508 00:23:28,422 --> 00:23:31,626 And she wasn't okay before the fight either, I mean. 509 00:23:33,583 --> 00:23:34,915 - Oh, Jesus. 510 00:23:34,957 --> 00:23:37,496 Just get some balls and say what you're gonna say. 511 00:23:38,953 --> 00:23:40,451 Oh, shit. 512 00:23:40,493 --> 00:23:42,533 Is referring to your balls offensive? 513 00:23:43,824 --> 00:23:45,947 - All right, here's the deal. 514 00:23:46,488 --> 00:23:48,486 I'm tired of worrying about Ruthie. 515 00:23:48,528 --> 00:23:50,317 How is she doing? Is she okay? 516 00:23:50,359 --> 00:23:52,149 Does she like being a mom yet? 517 00:23:52,191 --> 00:23:54,106 I mean, no one checks in with me, 518 00:23:54,147 --> 00:23:56,312 and I'm the one holding this shit down. 519 00:23:56,354 --> 00:23:59,018 These past few months have been hell. 520 00:23:59,060 --> 00:24:00,433 [sighs] 521 00:24:00,475 --> 00:24:04,222 Why am I attracted to these needy white women? 522 00:24:04,263 --> 00:24:07,510 Oh, fuck. Why'd I just tell you that? 523 00:24:07,551 --> 00:24:08,968 * * 524 00:24:09,009 --> 00:24:11,423 - Because we're friends. - No. 525 00:24:11,465 --> 00:24:13,546 Didn't you have lunch with Ann Coulter once? 526 00:24:13,588 --> 00:24:15,503 - As a joke. 527 00:24:15,544 --> 00:24:17,168 We're friends, Shar. 528 00:24:17,210 --> 00:24:20,581 And you know why? Because I get you. 529 00:24:20,623 --> 00:24:24,245 I know what it feels like to raise kids on your own. 530 00:24:24,286 --> 00:24:27,533 - Excuse, you had, like, five nannies. 531 00:24:27,575 --> 00:24:29,074 And you have no clue what it's like 532 00:24:29,115 --> 00:24:32,862 to raise kids in this body. 533 00:24:32,904 --> 00:24:35,276 Like, you don't get me, Brenda. 534 00:24:35,318 --> 00:24:37,274 When I was younger, I used to put weights on my chest, 535 00:24:37,316 --> 00:24:39,231 'cause I for real thought they would go down, 536 00:24:39,272 --> 00:24:42,645 and now I'm using them to fucking feed babies? 537 00:24:42,686 --> 00:24:48,097 It's a constant, feeling like a stranger in this body. 538 00:24:49,096 --> 00:24:50,803 So I'm in a stranger's life, 539 00:24:50,845 --> 00:24:54,425 and I have this girlfriend who lies to me, and ever since... 540 00:24:55,758 --> 00:24:58,380 [sighs] 541 00:24:58,421 --> 00:25:01,919 I constantly have this pit in my stomach, 542 00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:05,540 because she could walk out the door and never come back. 543 00:25:07,288 --> 00:25:09,911 I don't want to raise these kids alone. 544 00:25:11,076 --> 00:25:12,533 You get that, Brenda? 545 00:25:14,407 --> 00:25:15,531 - No. 546 00:25:15,572 --> 00:25:18,029 * * 547 00:25:18,070 --> 00:25:21,983 I mean, I know what it feels like 548 00:25:22,025 --> 00:25:24,023 not to get emotional support. 549 00:25:24,064 --> 00:25:31,058 * * 550 00:25:31,100 --> 00:25:32,931 - I bet no one checks in with you either. 551 00:25:32,973 --> 00:25:35,471 - Oh, I'm fine, honey. - Bullshit. 552 00:25:35,512 --> 00:25:38,302 - No, I'm always fine. 553 00:25:38,343 --> 00:25:40,924 Even though my children want nothing to do with me. 554 00:25:40,966 --> 00:25:43,006 * * 555 00:25:43,047 --> 00:25:45,711 They think I'm radioactive or something. 556 00:25:46,544 --> 00:25:49,833 - Well, I can say, as your friend, with authority, 557 00:25:49,874 --> 00:25:52,164 that's not true. 558 00:25:52,205 --> 00:25:54,328 I'm here, aren't I? 559 00:25:54,370 --> 00:26:00,364 * * 560 00:26:00,406 --> 00:26:02,155 - Bottoms up. 561 00:26:02,196 --> 00:26:04,610 Can I say "bottom"? - [scoffs] 562 00:26:04,652 --> 00:26:05,818 - I have so much to learn. 563 00:26:05,860 --> 00:26:07,774 [chuckles] - You really do. 564 00:26:07,816 --> 00:26:09,356 [chuckles] 565 00:26:09,398 --> 00:26:11,063 - [cooing] 566 00:26:11,105 --> 00:26:14,018 - All right, Flo. It's time for bed. 567 00:26:14,060 --> 00:26:15,975 [music box playing] 568 00:26:16,016 --> 00:26:20,887 So Mommy can have a drink... 569 00:26:20,929 --> 00:26:24,384 and watch "The L Word: Generation Q," 570 00:26:24,426 --> 00:26:26,298 which is actually better than I thought. 571 00:26:26,340 --> 00:26:31,253 * * 572 00:26:31,294 --> 00:26:34,125 [sighs] 573 00:26:34,166 --> 00:26:36,831 I dare you to do something interesting before I leave. 574 00:26:36,872 --> 00:26:40,161 * * 575 00:26:40,203 --> 00:26:41,160 [sighs] 576 00:26:41,202 --> 00:26:43,283 Maybe next time. Goodnight. 577 00:26:43,325 --> 00:26:48,029 * * 578 00:26:48,070 --> 00:26:50,776 - We're gonna take a quick break after this song, 579 00:26:50,818 --> 00:26:52,899 but we've got a few more slots 580 00:26:52,941 --> 00:26:54,939 for the open mic if you're feeling brave. 581 00:26:54,981 --> 00:26:56,105 [scattered cheers] 582 00:26:56,146 --> 00:26:59,518 - Anyway, what were we talking about? 583 00:26:59,559 --> 00:27:01,517 - Um, I come from swamp trash. 584 00:27:01,557 --> 00:27:03,223 - Right. [sighs] 585 00:27:03,265 --> 00:27:05,762 I love you so much more now that I know you grew up poor. 586 00:27:05,804 --> 00:27:08,135 - I hated it. 587 00:27:08,177 --> 00:27:09,967 Luckily, I met Winston, 588 00:27:10,008 --> 00:27:12,547 and I married him six months later at 19. 589 00:27:12,589 --> 00:27:15,711 - No offense, but was that strictly a money thing? 590 00:27:15,753 --> 00:27:17,168 - Oh, no. 591 00:27:17,210 --> 00:27:22,206 I had the self-esteem of a reduced fat cottage cheese. 592 00:27:22,248 --> 00:27:25,744 I thought marrying him, that would fix that. 593 00:27:25,786 --> 00:27:27,992 It was gonna give me all this freedom. 594 00:27:28,034 --> 00:27:30,490 - Don't do the poor, little rich girl thing, Brenda. 595 00:27:30,531 --> 00:27:31,947 You better than that. 596 00:27:31,988 --> 00:27:36,276 - Oh, I know I'm problematic and privileged. 597 00:27:36,318 --> 00:27:38,233 But this isn't Twitter, all right? 598 00:27:38,274 --> 00:27:40,730 This is me. A person in a bar. 599 00:27:40,772 --> 00:27:43,436 And I am just telling you how it was, okay? 600 00:27:43,478 --> 00:27:44,644 - Fine. - Yeah. 601 00:27:44,684 --> 00:27:46,891 - Go on, Southern Nancy Meyers. 602 00:27:47,724 --> 00:27:49,430 - Oh, I wish-- 603 00:27:49,472 --> 00:27:51,262 I wish I had all these secret hopes and dreams, 604 00:27:51,304 --> 00:27:54,092 but the truth is-- [sighs] 605 00:27:54,134 --> 00:27:56,174 The truth is that I met Winston too young 606 00:27:56,216 --> 00:27:59,879 to have any, and then he became my world. 607 00:28:02,169 --> 00:28:05,916 I'd divorce him. I would. 608 00:28:05,957 --> 00:28:07,414 But for what? 609 00:28:09,079 --> 00:28:11,077 It's not like I have anything waiting for me 610 00:28:11,119 --> 00:28:12,992 on the other side to make it all worth it. 611 00:28:13,034 --> 00:28:14,990 - You have Flo and Jet. 612 00:28:15,032 --> 00:28:17,280 - Until their brains further develop, 613 00:28:17,322 --> 00:28:19,694 and they decide they don't want to have anything 614 00:28:19,736 --> 00:28:20,651 to do with me, either. 615 00:28:20,693 --> 00:28:21,901 - Eh. 616 00:28:21,942 --> 00:28:23,524 - My life is over, Shar. 617 00:28:23,566 --> 00:28:24,814 And the cruel joke is 618 00:28:24,856 --> 00:28:28,478 is that I have to just keep living it anyway. 619 00:28:28,519 --> 00:28:30,476 - Your life is not over. 620 00:28:31,808 --> 00:28:34,805 You're a sparkly person, Brenda. 621 00:28:34,847 --> 00:28:36,262 I mean, obviously hot. 622 00:28:40,092 --> 00:28:42,715 - You think I'm hot, huh? 623 00:28:43,464 --> 00:28:46,836 - I have two working eyes, so yeah, I do. 624 00:28:48,460 --> 00:28:49,791 You got this, baby. 625 00:28:52,123 --> 00:28:55,328 Divorce his ass. Take a risk. 626 00:28:56,535 --> 00:28:59,450 [sultry music] 627 00:28:59,491 --> 00:29:05,153 * * 628 00:29:05,194 --> 00:29:08,108 - Excuse me. 629 00:29:08,150 --> 00:29:14,727 * * 630 00:29:14,768 --> 00:29:17,349 [applause] 631 00:29:17,391 --> 00:29:19,347 [exhales heavily] 632 00:29:26,216 --> 00:29:29,296 You hear that? 633 00:29:29,338 --> 00:29:32,211 You're one hot bitch. 634 00:29:38,705 --> 00:29:42,909 - Ladies and gentlemen, we have a first-timer here tonight. 635 00:29:42,951 --> 00:29:44,408 Please welcome to the stage, 636 00:29:44,449 --> 00:29:47,281 singing "Maybe This Time" from "Cabaret." 637 00:29:47,321 --> 00:29:49,820 - Jesus Christ, I can't wait for someone to fuck this up. 638 00:29:49,861 --> 00:29:51,443 - Miss Brenda! 639 00:29:51,484 --> 00:29:54,315 [cheers and applause] 640 00:29:57,770 --> 00:29:59,851 - [sighs] Hey. [scattered cheers] 641 00:29:59,893 --> 00:30:01,268 [clears throat] 642 00:30:01,309 --> 00:30:02,766 [cheers and applause] 643 00:30:02,808 --> 00:30:05,721 [piano playing slowly] 644 00:30:05,763 --> 00:30:12,881 * * 645 00:30:18,043 --> 00:30:23,372 * Maybe this time * 646 00:30:23,413 --> 00:30:25,120 * I'll be lucky * 647 00:30:25,162 --> 00:30:26,952 * * 648 00:30:26,993 --> 00:30:31,572 * Maybe this time, they'll stay * 649 00:30:31,614 --> 00:30:33,446 [baby squealing] 650 00:30:33,488 --> 00:30:35,528 * Maybe this time * 651 00:30:35,569 --> 00:30:37,026 - Fuck. 652 00:30:37,068 --> 00:30:38,733 - * For the first time * 653 00:30:38,774 --> 00:30:41,105 - Oh, it's okay. Oh, it's okay. 654 00:30:41,147 --> 00:30:43,853 - * Love won't hurry away * - I'm here. 655 00:30:43,895 --> 00:30:48,932 It's okay. Shh. - [cooing] 656 00:30:48,973 --> 00:30:52,512 Mama. 657 00:30:52,553 --> 00:30:55,009 - Did you just--? 658 00:30:55,051 --> 00:30:59,339 - * I'll be home at last * 659 00:30:59,380 --> 00:31:01,212 - [chuckles weakly] 660 00:31:01,253 --> 00:31:03,709 * * 661 00:31:03,751 --> 00:31:09,288 - * Not a loser anymore * 662 00:31:09,330 --> 00:31:11,911 * Like the last time * 663 00:31:11,952 --> 00:31:15,407 * And the time before * 664 00:31:15,449 --> 00:31:17,447 * * 665 00:31:17,489 --> 00:31:20,652 [piano playing jauntily] 666 00:31:20,694 --> 00:31:23,066 * 'Cause everybody * 667 00:31:23,108 --> 00:31:26,355 * Loves a winner * [cheering] 668 00:31:26,397 --> 00:31:28,811 * So nobody loved me * 669 00:31:28,853 --> 00:31:32,849 [cheers and applause] 670 00:31:32,891 --> 00:31:37,678 * Lady Peaceful, Lady Happy * 671 00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:41,633 * That's what I long to be * 672 00:31:41,674 --> 00:31:43,590 * * 673 00:31:43,631 --> 00:31:46,712 * Well, all the odds are * 674 00:31:46,754 --> 00:31:49,418 * They're in my favor * 675 00:31:49,459 --> 00:31:55,662 * Something's bound to begin * 676 00:31:55,703 --> 00:31:59,284 * It's gotta happen * 677 00:31:59,324 --> 00:32:02,239 * Happen sometime * 678 00:32:02,281 --> 00:32:05,777 * Maybe this time * 679 00:32:05,819 --> 00:32:10,273 * Maybe this time * 680 00:32:10,314 --> 00:32:15,144 * I win * 681 00:32:15,185 --> 00:32:19,306 * * 682 00:32:19,348 --> 00:32:21,179 [gasps] 683 00:32:21,221 --> 00:32:25,300 [moaning] 684 00:32:25,342 --> 00:32:32,503 * * 685 00:32:38,955 --> 00:32:41,994 [energetic musical crescendo] 686 00:32:47,989 --> 00:32:49,529 - I'll take this as your apology 687 00:32:49,570 --> 00:32:50,902 for fucking my man. 688 00:32:50,944 --> 00:32:53,899 [upbeat music] 689 00:32:53,941 --> 00:33:00,851 * * 690 00:33:02,642 --> 00:33:04,765 [toilet flushing] 691 00:33:09,177 --> 00:33:12,050 [clucking and meowing] 692 00:33:16,379 --> 00:33:19,335 [water running] 693 00:33:19,376 --> 00:33:22,290 [spacey musical crescendo] 694 00:33:22,332 --> 00:33:26,119 * * 695 00:33:26,161 --> 00:33:29,034 [quirky percussive music] 696 00:33:29,076 --> 00:33:32,697 * * 697 00:33:39,774 --> 00:33:40,940 - Hey. 698 00:33:40,981 --> 00:33:42,854 You've been in there for like 30 minutes. 699 00:33:42,896 --> 00:33:44,436 Either buy something or get out. 700 00:33:52,637 --> 00:33:55,717 - I'll take a-- 701 00:33:58,964 --> 00:34:01,629 - What? Hawaiian Punch slushie? 702 00:34:02,337 --> 00:34:04,667 - Exactly. A Hawaiian Slunch punchie. 703 00:34:08,206 --> 00:34:12,494 * * 704 00:34:12,535 --> 00:34:14,533 - You ever think about how I might still be alive 705 00:34:14,575 --> 00:34:17,114 if you never came home? 706 00:34:17,156 --> 00:34:18,363 Food for thought. 707 00:34:18,405 --> 00:34:20,403 * * 708 00:34:22,194 --> 00:34:23,858 * * 709 00:34:23,900 --> 00:34:26,106 [slurping] 710 00:34:26,148 --> 00:34:29,103 * * 711 00:34:29,145 --> 00:34:30,144 [gasps] 712 00:34:30,186 --> 00:34:32,267 [dog whines] [Brodie gasps] 713 00:34:32,309 --> 00:34:39,469 * * 714 00:34:44,173 --> 00:34:46,962 [chuckles] Ooh, look at you. 715 00:34:47,004 --> 00:34:48,335 You got some tricks. 716 00:34:50,292 --> 00:34:51,583 You have a secret? 717 00:34:51,624 --> 00:34:53,581 [chuckling] Ooh. 718 00:34:53,622 --> 00:34:56,786 - Okay, boo. Let's leave the nice man alone. 719 00:34:57,494 --> 00:34:59,117 - Have a great day. 720 00:34:59,159 --> 00:35:01,240 * * 721 00:35:01,282 --> 00:35:02,614 [slurping] 722 00:35:05,403 --> 00:35:08,483 [dog barking distantly] 723 00:35:10,274 --> 00:35:13,854 [indistinct chatter] 724 00:35:13,895 --> 00:35:16,268 [glasses clinking] 725 00:35:17,434 --> 00:35:19,765 [excited indistinct chatter] 726 00:35:21,014 --> 00:35:23,928 - [moaning] 727 00:35:23,970 --> 00:35:26,758 [eerie music] 728 00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:31,504 * * 729 00:35:32,503 --> 00:35:35,376 [distorted chatter and laughter] 730 00:35:35,418 --> 00:35:42,452 * * 731 00:35:50,529 --> 00:35:53,401 [frantic percussive music] 732 00:35:53,442 --> 00:35:55,233 * * 733 00:35:55,274 --> 00:35:58,396 [distant sirens wailing] 734 00:36:01,394 --> 00:36:03,017 [low growl] 735 00:36:03,058 --> 00:36:04,765 [slithering] 736 00:36:04,807 --> 00:36:06,389 [trash can clatters] 737 00:36:06,430 --> 00:36:07,971 [low growling] 738 00:36:08,012 --> 00:36:10,219 Hello? [word echoes] 739 00:36:13,965 --> 00:36:15,256 [low growling] 740 00:36:15,297 --> 00:36:16,837 [bins clattering] 741 00:36:16,879 --> 00:36:22,290 * * 742 00:36:22,332 --> 00:36:25,163 [evil laughter] 743 00:36:25,205 --> 00:36:29,659 * * 744 00:36:29,700 --> 00:36:32,573 [footsteps echo] 745 00:36:36,611 --> 00:36:38,900 [cheers and applause] 746 00:36:38,942 --> 00:36:43,687 - [distorted] * No matter what or who you've been * 747 00:36:43,729 --> 00:36:49,516 * No matter when or where you've seen * 748 00:36:49,557 --> 00:36:55,010 * All the knives seem to lacerate your brain * 749 00:36:55,052 --> 00:36:57,467 * I've had my share * 750 00:36:57,509 --> 00:37:02,378 * I'll help you with the pain * 751 00:37:02,420 --> 00:37:04,336 * You're not alone * 752 00:37:04,376 --> 00:37:05,958 [dissonant shrieking] 753 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:07,749 - [screams] 754 00:37:07,791 --> 00:37:10,288 [eerie music] 755 00:37:10,330 --> 00:37:16,823 * * 756 00:37:23,526 --> 00:37:27,023 [groans] 757 00:37:27,065 --> 00:37:29,978 [sparse eerie music] 758 00:37:30,020 --> 00:37:31,435 * * 759 00:37:31,477 --> 00:37:33,600 What the fuck? [knock at door] 760 00:37:33,641 --> 00:37:37,804 * * 761 00:37:37,846 --> 00:37:39,054 - Are you done? 762 00:37:39,095 --> 00:37:42,092 - Ruthie. 763 00:37:42,134 --> 00:37:43,632 What's going on? 764 00:37:43,674 --> 00:37:45,922 - I want your cum. - What? 765 00:37:45,963 --> 00:37:50,044 * * 766 00:37:50,084 --> 00:37:52,583 Oh, right. 767 00:37:52,624 --> 00:37:56,579 [sloshing] 768 00:37:56,620 --> 00:38:00,159 - Thanks, Brodie. Seriously. 769 00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:04,031 - Are we gonna be friends after this? 770 00:38:04,072 --> 00:38:06,194 - Is that what you really want? 771 00:38:06,236 --> 00:38:09,858 * * 772 00:38:09,899 --> 00:38:11,606 [electricity sizzles] 773 00:38:11,648 --> 00:38:15,894 * * 774 00:38:15,936 --> 00:38:17,892 - Ruthie, come back! 775 00:38:17,934 --> 00:38:19,058 Fuck! 776 00:38:19,100 --> 00:38:21,140 [dissonant sizzling] 777 00:38:21,181 --> 00:38:22,887 [groans] 778 00:38:22,929 --> 00:38:25,136 * * 779 00:38:25,177 --> 00:38:26,718 [groans softly] 780 00:38:26,759 --> 00:38:30,172 [groaning] Fuck. 781 00:38:30,214 --> 00:38:32,421 * * 782 00:38:32,462 --> 00:38:33,586 [grunts] 783 00:38:37,041 --> 00:38:40,038 - [laughs] Yes, bitch! 784 00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:41,413 Ugh! 785 00:38:41,454 --> 00:38:43,119 It's like watching a pimple popping video. 786 00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:45,367 So gross. Ew. 787 00:38:45,409 --> 00:38:47,532 Okay, I sort of love it. Keep going. 788 00:38:50,862 --> 00:38:54,567 - [moaning] 789 00:38:54,608 --> 00:38:55,857 - Go on. 790 00:38:55,899 --> 00:38:58,064 * * 791 00:38:58,106 --> 00:39:01,270 - [screams] 792 00:39:01,310 --> 00:39:03,975 [ominous music] 793 00:39:04,016 --> 00:39:07,097 [panting] 794 00:39:07,138 --> 00:39:12,259 * * 795 00:39:12,300 --> 00:39:15,215 [minimalistic choral music] 796 00:39:15,257 --> 00:39:22,375 * * 797 00:39:32,282 --> 00:39:34,780 [key clinking softly] 798 00:39:34,822 --> 00:39:35,987 [key clanks] 799 00:39:36,029 --> 00:39:38,235 * * 800 00:39:42,273 --> 00:39:43,814 What the fuck? 801 00:39:43,855 --> 00:39:46,685 [piano playing] 802 00:39:50,349 --> 00:39:53,262 [piano playing badly] Stop! 803 00:39:53,304 --> 00:39:55,677 [discordant playing] 804 00:39:58,925 --> 00:40:01,006 [playing "Maybe This Time"] 805 00:40:01,047 --> 00:40:02,463 Huh? 806 00:40:02,505 --> 00:40:08,707 * * 807 00:40:08,749 --> 00:40:11,288 - Does he have sausages stuck to his fingers? 808 00:40:11,330 --> 00:40:12,745 [hand whips loudly] No, seriously. 809 00:40:12,787 --> 00:40:14,118 Someone explain this to me. 810 00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:16,158 - Oh, give it a rest. He's still learning. 811 00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:17,532 - $200 a lesson. 812 00:40:17,574 --> 00:40:19,405 I could have invested in cryptocurrency. 813 00:40:19,447 --> 00:40:23,277 - I like it. It sounds original. 814 00:40:23,319 --> 00:40:25,192 - You're right, Julian. 815 00:40:25,233 --> 00:40:26,565 - You're a genius, son. 816 00:40:26,607 --> 00:40:29,605 * * 817 00:40:29,645 --> 00:40:30,811 - [chuckles] 818 00:40:30,853 --> 00:40:33,559 [distorted] In front of Brodie. Shameless. 819 00:40:33,601 --> 00:40:34,974 * * 820 00:40:35,016 --> 00:40:37,805 - That's my boy. [chuckles] 821 00:40:37,847 --> 00:40:39,429 [camera flash whining] 822 00:40:39,471 --> 00:40:41,885 * * 823 00:40:41,926 --> 00:40:44,424 This one's going on the fridge. 824 00:40:44,466 --> 00:40:46,173 - Do you want to take one of me, too? 825 00:40:46,214 --> 00:40:48,628 - Oh honey, I would, but there isn't enough room. 826 00:40:48,670 --> 00:40:50,752 It's a very small fridge. 827 00:40:50,793 --> 00:40:53,915 * * 828 00:40:53,957 --> 00:40:55,621 [magnet thumps loudly] 829 00:40:55,663 --> 00:40:57,454 * * 830 00:40:57,495 --> 00:41:00,326 [baby cooing] 831 00:41:02,116 --> 00:41:03,448 Are you a little ticklish? 832 00:41:03,489 --> 00:41:04,572 Yes, you are. 833 00:41:04,613 --> 00:41:06,195 I know you are. I know you are. 834 00:41:06,237 --> 00:41:08,735 - Okay, can y'all be like 10% less psycho right now? 835 00:41:08,776 --> 00:41:10,233 I'm on shrooms. 836 00:41:10,275 --> 00:41:11,399 - Well, if you didn't want the truth, 837 00:41:11,441 --> 00:41:14,105 maybe you shouldn't have come back. 838 00:41:14,438 --> 00:41:17,893 That's a dead body. That's a dead body. 839 00:41:17,935 --> 00:41:22,056 - Did I...do this? 840 00:41:22,098 --> 00:41:23,971 I want to stop now! 841 00:41:24,013 --> 00:41:26,177 - We're gonna get so shroomy boomy woomy. 842 00:41:26,219 --> 00:41:28,217 We're gonna get so shroomy woomy. 843 00:41:28,259 --> 00:41:30,881 - Please! - Okay, calm down. 844 00:41:30,923 --> 00:41:32,963 - Stop doing this to me! 845 00:41:33,005 --> 00:41:35,918 [ominous music] 846 00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:37,458 - [chuckles] 847 00:41:37,500 --> 00:41:39,623 You can't kill me if you already killed me. 848 00:41:39,665 --> 00:41:41,746 Catch-22, or double jeopardy. 849 00:41:41,788 --> 00:41:43,703 Which one has Ashley Judd? 850 00:41:43,744 --> 00:41:45,993 - Shut up. Shut up! 851 00:41:46,033 --> 00:41:48,115 I didn't fucking kill you! 852 00:41:48,156 --> 00:41:51,654 A crazy asshole killed you! It wasn't my fault! 853 00:41:51,696 --> 00:41:54,693 - Oh, you don't believe that. - Yes, I do! 854 00:41:54,734 --> 00:41:56,857 [words echoing] 855 00:41:56,899 --> 00:41:59,813 [emotional music] 856 00:41:59,854 --> 00:42:05,683 * * 857 00:42:05,724 --> 00:42:07,514 [knife clangs] 858 00:42:07,556 --> 00:42:11,927 * * 859 00:42:11,969 --> 00:42:14,466 - I'm sorry you're so fucked up. 860 00:42:14,508 --> 00:42:21,335 * * 861 00:42:31,534 --> 00:42:34,531 [weeping] 862 00:42:34,572 --> 00:42:41,525 * * 863 00:42:46,894 --> 00:42:50,266 [laughs] 864 00:42:50,308 --> 00:42:52,639 [exhales deeply] [upbeat music playing on PA] 865 00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:53,763 [chuckles softly] 866 00:42:53,805 --> 00:42:55,303 * * 867 00:42:55,345 --> 00:43:01,380 - Uh, is he all right? - [laughs] 868 00:43:01,422 --> 00:43:03,545 - He's fine. 869 00:43:03,587 --> 00:43:04,711 * * 870 00:43:04,753 --> 00:43:06,293 - [chuckles] 871 00:43:15,992 --> 00:43:18,782 [door opens and closes] 872 00:43:22,986 --> 00:43:26,399 - Hi. - Hi. 873 00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:28,606 - I'm gone for just a little bit 874 00:43:28,647 --> 00:43:30,604 and you become a drug dealer? 875 00:43:30,645 --> 00:43:31,895 - [chuckles] 876 00:43:31,936 --> 00:43:35,766 Um, no, this is-- I'm sending in my deposit. 877 00:43:35,807 --> 00:43:39,221 For flight attendant school. I got in. 878 00:43:39,263 --> 00:43:44,674 - Julian, what? Congratulations. 879 00:43:45,882 --> 00:43:46,839 - Thanks. 880 00:43:56,663 --> 00:43:58,329 - Do flight attendants gotta do dishes? 881 00:43:58,370 --> 00:43:59,618 - I don't know. 882 00:43:59,660 --> 00:44:01,326 I'm kind of hopeless in that department. 883 00:44:01,367 --> 00:44:03,158 - Let me help. 884 00:44:11,066 --> 00:44:13,148 So I did shrooms today. 885 00:44:14,147 --> 00:44:16,395 - Okay. 886 00:44:20,142 --> 00:44:24,096 - And there's something I want to talk to you about, 887 00:44:24,138 --> 00:44:25,429 but it's kind of hard. 888 00:44:25,470 --> 00:44:28,135 Just know that I'm coming from a place of love, 889 00:44:28,175 --> 00:44:29,924 and wanting to communicate. 890 00:44:29,966 --> 00:44:32,338 - Are you sure you're not still on shrooms? 891 00:44:32,380 --> 00:44:34,461 - Honestly, no. 892 00:44:36,501 --> 00:44:39,041 But I was thinking about when we were kids, you know, 893 00:44:39,082 --> 00:44:43,537 and how Brenda would always give you special attention. 894 00:44:43,579 --> 00:44:46,576 - [scoffs softly] No, she didn't. 895 00:44:46,617 --> 00:44:48,407 I mean, maybe there was, like, a little extra, 896 00:44:48,448 --> 00:44:50,863 'cause of my CP, but, you know, 897 00:44:50,905 --> 00:44:54,069 I had all those surgeries, and the PT. 898 00:44:54,111 --> 00:44:56,358 - Right. That makes sense. 899 00:44:58,190 --> 00:45:01,436 But you have to admit that there was a baseline difference 900 00:45:01,478 --> 00:45:04,851 in the way they would treat me versus how they treated you. 901 00:45:06,391 --> 00:45:07,515 - I don't know. 902 00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:11,636 I guess I don't really remember. 903 00:45:12,718 --> 00:45:14,591 [sighs] I can't do this right now. 904 00:45:14,633 --> 00:45:16,257 - [sighs] 905 00:45:18,046 --> 00:45:19,504 [softly] Fuck. 906 00:45:25,540 --> 00:45:28,287 Look, I'm just trying to tell you 907 00:45:28,329 --> 00:45:30,452 how I felt as a kid being your brother. 908 00:45:30,494 --> 00:45:33,199 - Which was? - You were the star. 909 00:45:33,241 --> 00:45:35,656 - No, Brodie. That was you. 910 00:45:35,696 --> 00:45:39,360 - Julian, everyone handled you with kid gloves. 911 00:45:39,401 --> 00:45:40,567 And even though I was younger, 912 00:45:40,609 --> 00:45:42,024 I had to help you with everything. 913 00:45:42,066 --> 00:45:43,648 - Do you think I like 914 00:45:43,689 --> 00:45:45,938 having people hover over me all the time? 915 00:45:45,979 --> 00:45:47,603 - I think part of you does. 916 00:45:47,645 --> 00:45:49,309 Because it lets you be the center of attention. 917 00:45:49,351 --> 00:45:51,141 - That is not true. 918 00:45:52,556 --> 00:45:54,347 You know what? 919 00:45:54,388 --> 00:45:57,676 Even if it was, could you blame me? 920 00:45:57,718 --> 00:46:00,840 The second I walk out that door, I'm fucking invisible. 921 00:46:00,882 --> 00:46:03,172 Meanwhile, you walk around with a spotlight on you 922 00:46:03,214 --> 00:46:04,587 at all times, that just says, 923 00:46:04,629 --> 00:46:08,167 "Ooh, please come have sex with me." 924 00:46:08,209 --> 00:46:11,289 - Okay. 925 00:46:11,331 --> 00:46:13,370 - Okay, just-- I need to go to bed. 926 00:46:15,368 --> 00:46:18,532 - Julian, I had to become Mr. Charming 927 00:46:18,574 --> 00:46:21,405 because I thought it was the only way someone would love me. 928 00:46:21,446 --> 00:46:23,527 Like, I'm sorry, but being the only adopted one 929 00:46:23,569 --> 00:46:27,857 and being Black in a white family, it's fucked. 930 00:46:27,899 --> 00:46:29,647 - You're right. 931 00:46:29,689 --> 00:46:31,812 I don't know what that feels like, and I'm sorry. 932 00:46:31,853 --> 00:46:33,353 - Thank you. 933 00:46:33,393 --> 00:46:37,474 - But how do you think I feel, as a disabled person, 934 00:46:37,515 --> 00:46:39,555 and when Mom and Dad adopted a kid right after me? 935 00:46:39,597 --> 00:46:43,426 It's like, was I not good enough? 936 00:46:43,468 --> 00:46:46,007 Why did we need someone else? 937 00:46:46,049 --> 00:46:49,628 Brodie, I cannot cosign this epiphany you had while high, 938 00:46:49,670 --> 00:46:51,960 that I'm just, like, the root of all your trauma. 939 00:46:52,002 --> 00:46:53,625 - That is not what I'm saying. 940 00:46:53,666 --> 00:46:55,582 You're being so defensive right now. 941 00:46:55,623 --> 00:46:57,996 - I am not being defensive. You're being a dick! 942 00:46:58,038 --> 00:46:59,494 - I'm being a dick? 943 00:47:01,243 --> 00:47:03,824 You know what? I wasn't even gonna say it, 944 00:47:03,866 --> 00:47:06,322 but it wasn't enough 945 00:47:06,363 --> 00:47:08,777 that you sucked all the love from our family, 946 00:47:08,819 --> 00:47:11,276 but you had to go and do it with Noah too, huh? 947 00:47:11,317 --> 00:47:12,275 - What bothers you more, Brodie? 948 00:47:12,317 --> 00:47:14,273 That Noah fell for someone else, 949 00:47:14,315 --> 00:47:16,313 or that he fell for someone like me? 950 00:47:16,354 --> 00:47:19,102 We were fucking in front of your face the entire time, 951 00:47:19,143 --> 00:47:20,517 and you didn't even notice 952 00:47:20,559 --> 00:47:22,057 because you couldn't even imagine Noah being into me. 953 00:47:22,099 --> 00:47:23,598 I mean, no one can, apparently. 954 00:47:23,639 --> 00:47:27,261 - I didn't notice because I never thought my own brother 955 00:47:27,303 --> 00:47:28,593 would fuck me over like this. 956 00:47:28,634 --> 00:47:30,258 - That is bullshit. 957 00:47:30,300 --> 00:47:31,965 You don't see me at all, do you? 958 00:47:32,007 --> 00:47:33,171 You literally hired someone 959 00:47:33,213 --> 00:47:35,087 to have sex with me without my consent. 960 00:47:35,129 --> 00:47:36,335 It's like, how do you think 961 00:47:36,377 --> 00:47:37,585 that was supposed to make me feel? 962 00:47:37,626 --> 00:47:40,582 - I was trying to help you. [scoffs] 963 00:47:40,623 --> 00:47:44,245 Look, everyone's always trying to help you, Julian. 964 00:47:45,702 --> 00:47:49,116 By the way, have you got Noah to shave for you yet, 965 00:47:49,157 --> 00:47:51,488 or you still having Brenda do that for you? 966 00:47:53,570 --> 00:47:54,944 - Please leave. 967 00:47:58,940 --> 00:48:03,477 - [laughs] Wow. 968 00:48:04,476 --> 00:48:07,349 First you steal my boyfriend, then you steal my clothes? 969 00:48:07,391 --> 00:48:08,473 What's next? 970 00:48:08,514 --> 00:48:09,847 You want my passport, Mr. Ripley? 971 00:48:09,888 --> 00:48:11,054 - Oh, fuck off. 972 00:48:11,095 --> 00:48:13,426 - Everyone just feels sorry for you. 973 00:48:13,468 --> 00:48:16,715 That's why they still treat you like a little kid. 974 00:48:16,757 --> 00:48:17,839 When we were younger, 975 00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:18,879 I couldn't even play fight with you 976 00:48:18,921 --> 00:48:21,919 because you were too fragile. 977 00:48:21,961 --> 00:48:24,542 - Well, I think I can handle myself now. 978 00:48:24,583 --> 00:48:26,914 I mean, I did fuck your boyfriend, 979 00:48:26,956 --> 00:48:29,079 who's in love with me. 980 00:48:31,368 --> 00:48:34,615 What's wrong, Brodie? Do you want to fight me? 981 00:48:34,657 --> 00:48:36,655 [soft dramatic music] 982 00:48:36,696 --> 00:48:39,194 Now, I know why you ignored me so much growing up, 983 00:48:39,236 --> 00:48:41,526 The mystery is finally solved. 984 00:48:41,567 --> 00:48:43,856 You were just so mad that you couldn't beat me up! 985 00:48:43,898 --> 00:48:45,189 * * 986 00:48:45,231 --> 00:48:47,437 Come on, Brodie! Nothing's holding you back now! 987 00:48:47,478 --> 00:48:49,935 * * 988 00:48:49,976 --> 00:48:52,265 - Hey! 989 00:48:52,307 --> 00:48:55,387 What the fuck? Brodie, what did you do? 990 00:48:55,429 --> 00:48:58,219 - What did I do? He started it! 991 00:48:58,260 --> 00:48:59,425 - What are you, five? 992 00:48:59,467 --> 00:49:02,173 I think you need to leave. Now! 993 00:49:02,215 --> 00:49:05,669 [soft tense music] 994 00:49:05,711 --> 00:49:07,668 - No, I got it. I got it. 995 00:49:07,710 --> 00:49:14,870 * * 996 00:49:22,113 --> 00:49:23,612 [door opens] 997 00:49:23,653 --> 00:49:25,818 [indistinct chatter on TV] 998 00:49:25,860 --> 00:49:28,565 [gentle dramatic music] 999 00:49:28,607 --> 00:49:31,480 [water dripping] 1000 00:49:31,521 --> 00:49:38,431 * * 1001 00:50:06,281 --> 00:50:09,029 [water dripping] 1002 00:50:09,069 --> 00:50:13,524 * * 1003 00:50:13,566 --> 00:50:15,731 - [sniffling] 1004 00:50:15,772 --> 00:50:18,811 [weeping] 1005 00:50:20,642 --> 00:50:22,224 - Babe, are you okay? 1006 00:50:22,266 --> 00:50:24,722 What happened? What? 1007 00:50:24,763 --> 00:50:26,596 The babies all right? 1008 00:50:26,637 --> 00:50:28,552 - Yeah, they're fine. 1009 00:50:28,594 --> 00:50:31,965 Oh fuck, this is so annoying. I can't stop fucking crying. 1010 00:50:32,007 --> 00:50:34,963 - Ruthie, just tell me what's going on. 1011 00:50:37,544 --> 00:50:40,624 - What's going on is that I am a shitty parent. 1012 00:50:40,666 --> 00:50:43,289 - Come on, babe. You're fine. 1013 00:50:43,330 --> 00:50:44,537 You learning. 1014 00:50:48,616 --> 00:50:52,488 - You know, I really thought something was wrong with me. 1015 00:50:52,530 --> 00:50:56,900 Like, postpartum, except I didn't even carry them. 1016 00:50:58,940 --> 00:51:01,813 But then tonight, Flo said their first word. 1017 00:51:03,103 --> 00:51:05,560 - [chuckling] What? 1018 00:51:05,601 --> 00:51:06,684 Really? 1019 00:51:06,724 --> 00:51:10,180 [chuckles] W--w--what was it? 1020 00:51:13,427 --> 00:51:17,091 - "Mama." - Oh. 1021 00:51:17,923 --> 00:51:22,544 Flo called me Mama, and it was like, fuck. 1022 00:51:22,585 --> 00:51:25,541 * * 1023 00:51:25,582 --> 00:51:27,747 [sniffles] 1024 00:51:30,328 --> 00:51:33,575 I thought I never wanted to be a parent. 1025 00:51:33,617 --> 00:51:38,487 * * 1026 00:51:38,529 --> 00:51:41,527 But now I think I just never wanted to be a dad. 1027 00:51:41,567 --> 00:51:45,231 * * 1028 00:51:45,272 --> 00:51:47,188 Fuck, I'm really making up for lost time tonight. 1029 00:51:47,230 --> 00:51:48,187 [laughs] 1030 00:51:48,229 --> 00:51:49,352 - [chuckles] 1031 00:51:49,393 --> 00:51:51,267 * * 1032 00:51:51,309 --> 00:51:56,179 - Shar, I promise you, from here on out... 1033 00:51:56,221 --> 00:51:57,844 * * 1034 00:51:57,886 --> 00:52:00,509 That I am going to show up for our family. 1035 00:52:00,550 --> 00:52:02,507 * * 1036 00:52:02,548 --> 00:52:05,338 Okay? 1037 00:52:05,380 --> 00:52:09,875 I am going to be the best goddamn mom to our kids. 1038 00:52:09,917 --> 00:52:17,035 * * 1039 00:52:19,532 --> 00:52:21,739 [phone buzzing] 1040 00:52:21,781 --> 00:52:24,445 * * 1041 00:52:24,487 --> 00:52:27,359 [discordant dramatic music] 1042 00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:33,603 * * 1043 00:52:33,644 --> 00:52:35,684 [thunder rumbles] 1044 00:52:36,892 --> 00:52:38,307 - Thank you. 1045 00:52:38,349 --> 00:52:39,389 [sighs] 1046 00:52:39,431 --> 00:52:41,763 [thunder rumbling] 1047 00:52:46,258 --> 00:52:53,169 * * 1048 00:53:01,286 --> 00:53:04,199 [piano playing softly] 1049 00:53:04,241 --> 00:53:11,152 * * 1050 00:54:01,355 --> 00:54:02,313 - Hey, Mom. 1051 00:54:05,144 --> 00:54:07,142 - What were you playing? It was gorgeous. 1052 00:54:13,511 --> 00:54:15,301 - I should never come back here. 1053 00:54:18,589 --> 00:54:22,378 Everything I touch... 1054 00:54:22,419 --> 00:54:23,793 turns to shit. 1055 00:54:25,667 --> 00:54:28,289 [weeping] 1056 00:54:28,331 --> 00:54:33,784 - [shushes] It's okay. 1057 00:54:33,826 --> 00:54:36,697 * * 1058 00:54:36,739 --> 00:54:38,696 It's okay. 1059 00:54:38,738 --> 00:54:41,693 [emotional music] 1060 00:54:41,735 --> 00:54:48,853 * * 1061 00:54:55,139 --> 00:54:58,053 [thunder rumbling] 1062 00:55:02,050 --> 00:55:05,130 [upbeat percussive music] 1063 00:55:05,172 --> 00:55:12,082 * *